That Bitch Who Lives in Oz...

Once upon a time there were 3 best friends who loved to gamble...

One of them posed by fried chicken posters and lost $40. He was the saddest of the best friends, and also the most intoxicated. He did have 2 AMF's...adios mother fu...well, you know the rest.

The other best two best friends were just innocently playing the slot machines and got treated to the laugh of a life time when their um, cute fried chicken loving friend proceeded to get into an intense conversation with some sweet little old ladies innocently playing the Wizard of Oz machines.

CHRIS: Ugh, I am not winning a damn thing from these machines.
What is your secret?

OLD LADY #1: We aren't winning either! We just put more in to start with.

CHRIS: Damn, I'm getting pissed...that Glinda the Good Witch is a real bitch.

OLD LADY 2: Yeah, she is a BITCH!

CHRIS: (slurred words) YEAH, SHE IS! A RED HEADED BITCH! FUCK HER!

I don't think anyone almost peed their pants at the slot machines before, (well, atleast my age anyway) but it nearly happened today. I have to say it was a day I will never forget...

Me and the Glinda Hater...


Love Always,
Manda